Beard Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

When I want to be incognito, I don't wear any hat. Unfortunately, even without the hat, they now recognise me in Paris.

— Amelie Nothomb

My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.

— Romesh Ranganathan

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look…

— Rolf Harris

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

I have children so I couldn't shave it off; my dad shaved his beard off once and we all disowned him. My wife's dad…

— Alex Horne

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

— Paul McCartney

The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.

— Cyprian

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

— Will Forte

That's the fantastic thing about having a beard. You don't have to do anything about it. I have a special wax that I use…

— Kristofer Hivju

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

“Do you shave them to conform to what society—and by society I mainly mean the male gaze—expects of you or just simply for your…

— Harper Bliss