Years later, when I was working as a trolley wally in a supermarket, I tackled the boredom by talking to the customers… — Romesh Ranganathan American Copy Share Image
I owe much of my success to Seann Walsh. He kept recommending me for Live At The Apollo until eventually the producers… — Romesh Ranganathan Apollo Copy Share Image
It's much easier for the vegan to remain at home and do their own Christmas dinner. That way, you can enjoy your… — Romesh Ranganathan Christmas Copy Share Image
My obsession with hip-hop has given me an addiction to trainers, which are very much a young person's game, and I am… — Romesh Ranganathan Game Copy Share Image
My childhood memories are filled with hugs and kisses from both my mum and dad. My mum has a thing about kissing… — Romesh Ranganathan Childhood Copy Share Image
I don't believe in make-or-break moments in your life. If you screw something up, it can knock you down, but that only… — Romesh Ranganathan Believe Copy Share Image
I will admit to being slightly embarrassed that I am getting tattoos relatively late in life. Tattoos are meant to be something… — Romesh Ranganathan I am Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions have always been something to beat myself up with by the second week of January. It seems perverse to… — Romesh Ranganathan Failure Copy Share Image
I worry about my children, actually. I'm trying to give them a decent upbringing but I sometimes worry that that means they're… — Romesh Ranganathan Adversity Copy Share Image
I know you're supposed to love yourself, but I really hate the way I look. When I look in the mirror I'm… — Romesh Ranganathan Hate Copy Share Image
Our house was repossessed and we lived in a B&B until we got a council house. It was a struggle, but Mum… — Romesh Ranganathan Cleaning Copy Share Image
I have never worried about having my finger on the pulse, because I consume music and cinema voraciously, and assumed that meant… — Romesh Ranganathan Cinema Copy Share Image
If you're racist and you come out and say it's because of Brexit, then great. Then I know definitely not to talk… — Romesh Ranganathan Brexit Copy Share Image
I would not have succeeded as a comedian had I not had some hugely lucky breaks. — Romesh Ranganathan Breaks Copy Share Image
I've done bits where I've perhaps talked about my kids annoying me and you hope that the audience realise that you do… — Romesh Ranganathan Children Copy Share Image
What we're increasingly seeing is comics are becoming better known across the world. They're recording shows wherever they are, then putting them… — Romesh Ranganathan Becoming Copy Share Image
I've always loved American stand-up. Richard Pryor is one of the main reasons I got into stand-up. After Pryor, I made my… — Romesh Ranganathan American Copy Share Image
I'm not suggesting I met a significant enough number of them to constitute a robust sample size, but I am saying that… — Romesh Ranganathan Enough Copy Share Image
My mum's financial plan is: Romesh becomes a millionaire. — Romesh Ranganathan Becomes Copy Share Image
You can be good at comedy, which means you'll be given spots, but beyond that it is luck that pushes you to… — Romesh Ranganathan Average Copy Share Image
I used to think that people just hate vegans; I have since discovered that everybody hates anyone who abstains from anything. — Romesh Ranganathan Anything Copy Share Image
I was a teacher before comedy, but it was good because no two days were the same, which this job is too. — Romesh Ranganathan Comedy Copy Share Image
The experience of watching other standups is either: 1) you see your mate doing standup and it's really bad and you're heartbroken,… — Romesh Ranganathan Bad Copy Share Image
One day, I brought home Eddie Murphy's 'Raw', and Dad and I would watch that together. — Romesh Ranganathan Dad Copy Share Image
