My wife and I have three boys, and it turns out this is the perfect number to ensure that you are never… — Romesh Ranganathan Marriage Copy Share Image
Getting a sleeve at my age is a midlife crisis for the man who can't afford a sports car. — Romesh Ranganathan Age Copy Share Image
The error that many vegans make is forgetting that our food has novelty value. Non-vegans think our food is awful, but are… — Romesh Ranganathan Food Copy Share Image
There's nothing less funny than somebody trying to be funny. I loved Jack Dee, then I met him and I became the… — Romesh Ranganathan Desperation Copy Share Image
I used to do standup about footballers; they are easy targets because they are traditionally seen as stupid. — Romesh Ranganathan About Copy Share Image
Mum came to Crawley from Sri Lanka at 19 after marrying my dad. Later, Dad had financial problems and they split for… — Romesh Ranganathan Came Copy Share Image
All of the most interesting people had a horrible time as kids. All the best rappers struggled. — Romesh Ranganathan Best Copy Share Image
I've had a Hindu upbringing. There's a lot about it I think is cool. Temples are amazing. It's a nice vibe when… — Romesh Ranganathan Amazing Copy Share Image
David Beckham is always seen as the thickest man on the planet, too daft to complete a jigsaw puzzle. But then you… — Romesh Ranganathan Jigsaw puzzle Copy Share Image
When I first started watching stand-up, I fell in love with American comedy before British comedy. — Romesh Ranganathan American Copy Share Image
There is a magical, unexplainable phenomenon that still occurs to this day where, however funny you think the material you've written is,… — Romesh Ranganathan Becomes Copy Share Image
I have long believed that success stories need a bit of balance. We only hear from people who risked it all, and… — Romesh Ranganathan Balance Copy Share Image
Supermarkets and specialist suppliers will have you believe there are great substitutes for cheese. There are not. No vegan cheese tastes anything… — Romesh Ranganathan Alchemy Copy Share Image
Trumpeting diversity undermines what you are trying to achieve in the first place. It should happen without fanfare. — Romesh Ranganathan Achieve Copy Share Image
I chose to be a maths teacher because I thought the marking would be easy. You'd just tick and cross, whereas if… — Romesh Ranganathan Easy Copy Share Image
It is fair to say that I am generally very bad at keeping in touch - with everyone. When I read a… — Romesh Ranganathan Bad Copy Share Image
I'll play anything Mario- or Zelda-related, but Fortnite is one step beyond me. I don't get anything from it but motion sickness… — Romesh Ranganathan Anything Copy Share Image
I have always told my family that I don't want my birthday to be celebrated and that they shouldn't get me anything,… — Romesh Ranganathan Always Copy Share Image
We are entering an age where people can claim to know more about what really happened than the people who were there.… — Romesh Ranganathan Age Copy Share Image
People assume that your audience is full of people who love you. But, typically, it's one person in four who's chosen to… — Romesh Ranganathan Come Copy Share Image
Some of the best comedy comes from squeezing humour from tragedy and struggle, but the main pursuit of comedy should be laughter. — Romesh Ranganathan Best Copy Share Image
