A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
One should herd the entire intelligentsia into a mine and then blow it sky-high. — Heinrich Muller Copy Share Image
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine. — David Burge Copy Share Image
Your mouth on mine our bridge to cross and serve where we would go. Utopia of sensations the flesh could never know. — Vanna Bonta Copy Share Image
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Never define your success by somebody else's success. I never looked at another man's grass to tell how green mine should be. — Xzibit Copy Share Image
Is a park any better than a coal mine? What's a mountain got that a slag pile hasn't? What would you rather… — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Be it mine to draw from wisdom's fount, pure as it flows, that calm of soul which virtue only knows. — Aeschylus Copy Share Image
Gold and silver, like other commodities, have an intrinsic value, which is not arbitrary, but is dependent on their scarcity, the quantity… — David Ricardo Copy Share Image
Should God create another Eve, and I Another Rib afford, yet loss of thee Would never from my heart; no no, I… — John Milton Copy Share Image
If we have a president who asked for a mandate on combating gun violence, as Hillary Clinton is requesting, that's going to… — Chris Murphy Copy Share Image
The City is a machine miraculously organised for extracting gold from the seas, airs, clouds, from barren lands, holds of ships, mines,… — Christina Stead Copy Share Image
I always think of it you know building a business, building a brand, a friend of mine gave me a metaphor for… — Karen Walker Copy Share Image
“I dreamed of myself in a dream, and told the dream, which was mine, as if it were another person's of whom… — Stopford Brooke Copy Share Image
We are educated in the grossest ignorance, and no art omitted to stifle our natural reason; if some few get above their… — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
I think every child deserves a family as loving and committed as mine. Because the sense of family comes from the commitment… — Zach Wahls Copy Share Image
I definitely, at times, felt the pressures of life similar to the pressures anyone would feel growing up. The only difference was… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
For a moment, off balance, was I annoyed? Anger is always fear, I thought, and fear is always fear of loss. Would… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
But planes land and so do I, and suns rise, melting away the grounds cool protection. I am finally free, if only… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
I add my personal witness: Our missionaries are not salesmen with wares to peddle; rather, they are servants of the Most High… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
I'm popular in the United States and I'm popular in England. England is just more concentrated. The people are closer together. Venues… — Jack Jones Copy Share Image
There are dreams inside of me and those are mine and my guess is that they're there for a reason. But for… — Jamie Tworkowski Copy Share Image
New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
