Doctor Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.”

Rodney Dangerfield

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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

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I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!

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Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

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I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.

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I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

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One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went…

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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

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