A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Wish there was such thing as a court ordered Vasectomy... I know a few guys that need one! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“...and there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars.” — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
“Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
A program of sterilizing women after their second or third child, despite the relatively greater difficulty of the operation than vasectomy, might… — John Holdren Copy Share Image
“My genes done gone and tricked my brain By making fucking feel so great That's how the little creeps attain Their plan… — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
I wandered over across the hall where they were showing a short movie about vasectomies. Much later I told her that I'd… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
