Funny Quote by Dave Barry

The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would…

— Dave Barry

I wouldn't mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking

— Frank Lloyd Wright

I wouldnt mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking.

— Frank Lloyd Wright

“Because I live in south Florida I store cans of black beans and gallons of water in my closet in preparation for hurricane season.…

— Gregory Sherl

I'd always had this hankering to try some opera.

— Michael Ball

Let us be clear: I take ten times more money for a concert than for an opera performance.

— Placido Domingo

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

— Tom Waits

Opera is a beautiful and important diversion for me.

— Luciano Pavarotti

If you told me I could only do one thing, I would choose live concerts.

— Mandy Patinkin

If I can't do an opera as well as most people, I won't do it at all. I don't want to touch Wagner because…

— Richard Bonynge

Wish there was such thing as a court ordered Vasectomy... I know a few guys that need one!

— Sarah Moores

You can't get down and dirty at the opera.

— Michael Ball