Funny Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humorous Opera Vasectomy Weed
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
I wouldnt mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
“Because I live in south Florida I store cans of black beans and gallons of water in my closet in preparation for hurricane season.… — Gregory Sherl Copy Share Image
Let us be clear: I take ten times more money for a concert than for an opera performance. — Placido Domingo Copy Share Image
If you told me I could only do one thing, I would choose live concerts. — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
If I can't do an opera as well as most people, I won't do it at all. I don't want to touch Wagner because… — Richard Bonynge Copy Share Image
Wish there was such thing as a court ordered Vasectomy... I know a few guys that need one! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
