Done Quote by Henny Youngman

“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a…

— David Wong

“A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood.”

— Stephanie Bond

When a workman knows the use of his tools, he can make a door as well as a window.

— George Eliot

Every man is a door; when the door is closed, just search for the key gently! Remember that every door has a key!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“...he followed you into the staff room and didn't come back for twenty minutes and when he did come back, he looked like he'd…

— Samantha Young

Don't thank me,' Mr. Curtain called as the door slid closed. 'Impress me!

— Trenton Lee Stewart

After the door of a woman's heart has once swung on its silent hinges, a man thinks he can prop it open with a…

— Myrtle Reed

A man is a man when he can offer his hand.

— The Who

“It had to be the most surreal, embarrassing, awkward moment of his life, standing petrified in his mother's backyard in front of a broken…

— Linda Kage

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have…

— Dorothy Kilgallen

“Please, allow me a moment to put my penis back where it belongs. I should never have taken it out of its plastic wrapping…

— Jarod Kintz