Comedy Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Firsts Forget Funny Never forget Peanuts Popcorn Theatre
That awkward moment when you finish a medium popcorn by the opening credits at the movie theater. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wished I stayed at the movies, where I could have at least had some popcorn with my drama. — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
“Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts.” — Shannon Wiersbitzky Copy Share Image
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. I was 4 or 5 or whatever. I… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, “YOU ate ALL of my peanut . . . butter . . . COOKIES?” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, 'Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.' That was her first words, it… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
