Marriage Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Marriage Way Wife
Every day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home, drops me off, and I… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her! — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
I've met men who have been married 19, 20 years, and all of a sudden the wife decides one day she needs to find herself. — Malcolm-Jamal Warner Copy Share Image
My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the other hand, if I walk in the house, I don't even bother to find her, I just walk in the den and… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very ... high maintenance. — Neil Diamond Copy Share Image
I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to be away,… — Darius Rucker Copy Share Image
I've been everywhere now, searching far and wide but she was down the street. — The Swellers Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic. — John Whiting Copy Share Image
I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents. It is an incredibly inspiring and challenging job… — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. MARTIN LUTHER, letter to Chancellor Gregory Brück, January 13,… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
Luckily, the bullet that hit my chest never got to me. It was stopped by a silver case I got for my brother's wedding. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
Do you think that God would separate me from my husband if I killed myself? I feel as though I am going out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“Take an interest in his appearance. Keeping his clothes in order is your job; encouraging him to look his best, and admiring him when… — Ellen Baker Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool. — William Wycherley Copy Share Image
Her dignity consists in being unknown to the world; her glory is in the esteem of her husband; her pleasures in the happiness of… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
But I think that of all the literature that I studied, the book that did more than any other to fire my enthusiasm was… — Kwame Nkrumah Copy Share Image
