Marriage Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My wife thinks I talk too much------probably.”

— Dr. Dennis Cogswell

“My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if she did.”

— Jarod Kintz

“With her fingers running back up my arms, and all this sperm talk, things are getting a little too intense down below. I lean…

— Jay Asher

“A wife makes a far better helpmate if you remember to ask her before doing something.”

— David Williams

“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“The volume of your muscles doesn't make you a good husband. The way you treat her does.”

— Amen Muffler

“Why does it not surprise me that you talk during sex?”

— Suzanne Brockmann

My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.

— Nikhil Saluja

“if you’re too busy for sex, you’re too busy.”

— Esther Perel

“Mostly, however, we've got it smooth and efficient now. We don't have to think. She says, 'What are you doing?', I peer at her…

— Mil Millington

“Sometimes you can't stand the sound of her voice and other times you wonder how you'd even breathe if she wasn't there. That's marriage,…

— Shannon Stacey

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep.

— Chuck Jones