Exercise Quote by Jarod Kintz

I won't change my legs. because I'm contented with my long-legged.

— Melanie Marquez

“Sometimes I wear sunglasses while I urinate, and pretend that my pee is a solar laser beam that will cut through my pants and…

— Jarod Kintz

I was too big to even contemplate exercise. I had to use a walking stick and a wheelchair to get around.

— Adnan Sami

“Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?" "Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to…

— Christina Lauren

I've got bigger legs than my husband, who's a rugby player, so trust me, if I was going to intentionally flash a part of…

— Helen Skelton

“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.”

— Jarod Kintz

If I had lost a leg, I would tell them, instead of a boy, no one would ever ask me if I was 'over…

— Elizabeth Edwards

“Amputate your leg, and attach it to the underside of your wobbly, three-legged chair. Fixing your chair is easy. Ask me how to repair…

— Jarod Kintz

I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and…

— Geena Davis

I dont exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

— Anonymous

“If I went into the prosthetic limb business, I’d charge an arm and a leg.”

— Jarod Kintz

When my legs hurt, I say: “Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!

— Jens Voigt