Birthday Quote by Henny Youngman

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

— Anonymous

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

— Anonymous

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

— E Joseph Cossman

The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once!

— Anonymous

“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.”

— Various

I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.

— Anonymous

I'll sometimes forget it's my birthday, but my mom has taken to calling me at the exact time of my birth, so that'll usually…

— Steve Kornacki

I'll always remember your birthday because it's around the same time as something more important than your birthday.

— Anonymous

I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring...

— Diana Vreeland

Since the day I got married, I never got to plan my birthday.

— Barun Sobti

We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it's the Tuesday that's tough that really counts. Sometimes she just needs some…

— BJ the Chicago Kid

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.

— Julianna Margulies