Birthday Quote by E Joseph Cossman Download Open image “The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.” — E Joseph Cossman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Marriage Wife'S Birthday
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.” — Various Copy Share Image
I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll sometimes forget it's my birthday, but my mom has taken to calling me at the exact time of my birth, so that'll usually… — Steve Kornacki Copy Share Image
I'll always remember your birthday because it's around the same time as something more important than your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I get asked, on a sort of daily basis, 'It's my wife's 30th birthday, can you set her a task?' — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a… — Robert Staughton Lynd Copy Share Image
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.Middle Age — E Joseph Cossman Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much of a best friend you are and how I love you, but I deleted it when you told me you couldn't be on here anymore..but anyways I love you! ;) Happy B-Lated Birthday once again ;) — LilBear Copy Share
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
