Birthday Quote by Frank Carson

On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living…

— Akshay Kumar

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

— Anonymous

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

— E Joseph Cossman

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I…

— Henny Youngman

“On my birthday, every year since I turned eighteen, she called me at twelve twenty in the morning to wish me happy birthday and…

— T.A. Webb

“Fifty bucks says you’ll be thanking me for this when you meet your future wife.” “That’s an easy bet,” I said. I couldn’t imagine…

— Jamie McGuire

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

— Anonymous

“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.”

— Various

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

— Larry David

“Check out this amazing blog on birthday wishes for wife and share these blissful and sweet messages with your dearest spouse.”

— Khushi Sharma

“No way did I want to die on my birthday. Then I wouldn’t have time to enjoy my presents!”

— C.C. Payne