Birthday Quote by Various

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

— Anonymous

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

— Anonymous

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

— E Joseph Cossman

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I…

— Henny Youngman

The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once!

— Anonymous

I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.

— Anonymous

“My wife's memory is getting terrible. She keeps forgetting to remind me of things I'm supposed to do.”

— Thomas E. Montgomery

“Believe in yourself and remember everything I told you,' she said. 'Remember your birthday. Remember some things I didn't even tell you.”

— G. Arthur Brown

“Sometimes the best reminders are the memories we choose to forget.”

— Carla VanKoughnett

“The day she realized they were never meant to be, is the day she now calls her - Birthday.”

— Alfa H

“If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have remembered my last four birthdays.”

— Chad Eastham

“You remembered.” “Of course,” Clark said. “That’s one thing I like about birthdays, they stay in one place. Same spot on the calendar, year…

— Emily St. John Mandel