Birthday Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Dysfunctional family Family Funny Marriage
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. — E Joseph Cossman Copy Share Image
I'll always remember your birthday because it's around the same time as something more important than your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
I'll sometimes forget it's my birthday, but my mom has taken to calling me at the exact time of my birth, so that'll usually… — Steve Kornacki Copy Share Image
I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring... — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
I could never forget your birthday because of pre-programmed email reminders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.” — Various Copy Share Image
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a… — Robert Staughton Lynd Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much… — LilBear Copy Share Image
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
