“If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have remembered my last four birthdays.” — Chad Eastham Birthday Copy Share Image
“Dating is the gym class of life, not the advanced calculus class.” — Chad Eastham Date Copy Share Image
“That's tragic, also unfortunate, and often illegal. More importantly, it's also unnecessary.” — Chad Eastham Tragedy Copy Share Image
“You, instinctively, as a girl, have very, uh, strange, supernatural, magical powers that we don't understand.” — Chad Eastham Magical Copy Share Image
“I also have a hammock I spend a lot of time in - mostly just because hammocks are awesome and people don't… — Chad Eastham Hammock Copy Share Image
“You understand that Mauve and turquois are not food items, but that they're colors.” — Chad Eastham Color Copy Share Image
“And don't forget to enjoy simple stuff like...being alive, which in itself is amazing news. For me, personally, it means I'm not… — Chad Eastham Alive Copy Share Image
“I was thinking about a lot of things at that moment, really, and I mean a lot of things. Like the way… — Chad Eastham Squirrels Copy Share Image
“People are the biggest drug addiction in the world, and I mean that quite literally. Take any single substance abuse problem in… — Chad Eastham Addiction Copy Share Image
“ Follow, follow, follow. Just follow, baby, follow. You just follow that heart...girl...yada yada. Maybe these will be lyrics somewhere in a… — Chad Eastham Lyrics Copy Share Image
“I've never really apologised to her for that specifically, mostly because I didn't know how to apologise for my brain not working.… — Chad Eastham Apologise Copy Share Image
“The heart can't lead anything. It has to stay inside your chest and pump blood to your body, mostly because it's just… — Chad Eastham Heart Copy Share Image
“To anyone reading this who has ever felt disheartened and confused, hurt or lost...you are not alone. You are surrounded by countless… — Chad Eastham Hurt Lost Copy Share Image
“When I was growing up, people didn't tell me to slow down, to do less, to be calmer, or to practice being… — Chad Eastham Life Copy Share Image
“There are odd things in life, and one of them is pain. The odd thing about pain is this: you can't avoid… — Chad Eastham Emotional pain Copy Share Image
“She'll get all wooed by some smart, rich, dumbface, handsome, millionaire guy who doesn't care about money but has a lot of… — Chad Eastham Money Copy Share Image
“In my front yard, there are these two giant old trees, which help the porch vibe, obviously, with a forty-foot-tall canopy. It… — Chad Eastham Old trees Copy Share Image
“If I had never changed my mind about what I wanted in a relationship or about what I wanted out of a… — Chad Eastham Blonde hair Copy Share Image
