The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married?… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch.… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. — E Joseph Cossman Copy Share Image
“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.” — Various Copy Share Image
