The most successful people in comedy do seem to be the most funny. — Alex Horne Comedy Copy Share Image
The first year I was in Edinburgh in 1999 I got six parking tickets. — Alex Horne Edinburgh Copy Share Image
I do quite often thank Frank Skinner because he agreed to do the very first series and that was a real stamp… — Alex Horne Because Copy Share Image
There's lots of people I'd be keen to see doing things, someone like Jack Dee. — Alex Horne Doing Copy Share Image
I've got two brothers and there was a male dog and two male cats and every family we knew had three boys.… — Alex Horne Brotherhood Copy Share Image
I nearly always wear a boring suit but I do sometimes furnish the with long dangly earrings or belly button jewelry. — Alex Horne Always Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Audiences Copy Share Image
Comedy is getting more diverse - you can do anything on a stage now. It doesn't have to be just one man… — Alex Horne Anything Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Greg's in that he just turns up and is the Taskmaster straight away. He really enjoys the… — Alex Horne Big Copy Share Image
I used to work as a logger, which is the lowest of the low, you just had to type up what happens. — Alex Horne Happens Copy Share Image
I had a brief stint as 'People's Journalist' for the West Sussex Gazette; I'd do golden-wedding anniversaries and pet deaths. I was… — Alex Horne Death Copy Share Image
TV is so expensive to make and these channels aren't necessarily rolling in money, that getting anything off the ground... they can't… — Alex Horne Anything Copy Share Image
We had one task where we had a yoga mat on a big hill and told them to get three yoga balls… — Alex Horne Big Copy Share Image
When I created 'Taskmaster,' it was never meant to be suitable for family Christmases. The host, Greg Davies, is a sweary giant,… — Alex Horne Family Copy Share Image
I'm sometimes skeptical about Netflix - for no reason that I can put my finger on - but when you stumble upon… — Alex Horne Finger Copy Share Image
'Bring Me The Head of The Taskmaster' is a unique chance for one person to prove they are the ultimate Tasker. This… — Alex Horne Chance Copy Share Image
Peter Crouch has been my hero for fifteen years, Maya Jama is a superstar and I am a mild-mannered bandleader with a… — Alex Horne Am Copy Share Image
We're not ashamed of the old stuff, but when you look back at the posters it does make you think: 'My God,… — Alex Horne God Copy Share Image
If somebody does a task really badly, then that's better for us than if they do it really well. We always tell… — Alex Horne Better Copy Share Image
We try not to think, 'right, we need someone who is a weirdo, someone who is competitive.' We definitely want five very… — Alex Horne Example Copy Share Image
And in real life, I'm actually quite authoritative and strict. — Alex Horne Actually Copy Share Image
Mine is slightly ginger and patchy so it's not really a hipster beard. — Alex Horne Beard Copy Share Image
I love seeing Mark Steel or Mark Thomas, but I'm not that sort of person. — Alex Horne I love Copy Share Image
I am almost incredible at table football. It's nothing to be proud of. — Alex Horne Football Copy Share Image
