I don't have courage in my convictions and I'm not interested in serious things or politics: if you're doing an hour of… — Alex Horne Convictions Copy Share Image
I haven't had nightmares for some time, but growing up 'Grotbags' certainly haunted my dreams. — Alex Horne Dreams Copy Share Image
I'm a quarter Scottish but that's not enough to warrant wearing a kilt at any point in my life. — Alex Horne Enough Copy Share Image
I really love the BBC, and my wife works for them, and they've given me lots of work! — Alex Horne Love Copy Share Image
Mine is slightly ginger and patchy so it's not really a hipster beard. — Alex Horne Beard Copy Share Image
I nearly always wear a boring suit but I do sometimes furnish the with long dangly earrings or belly button jewelry. — Alex Horne Always Copy Share Image
Eleven years ago, my wife and I had had a baby, so I didn't go to Edinburgh Fringe for the first time… — Alex Horne Award Copy Share Image
'Bring Me The Head of The Taskmaster' is a unique chance for one person to prove they are the ultimate Tasker. This… — Alex Horne Chance Copy Share Image
We had one task where we had a yoga mat on a big hill and told them to get three yoga balls… — Alex Horne Big Copy Share Image
Mark Watson and Paul Sinha have been exactly the same - very, very clever, and very, very thick. — Alex Horne Been Copy Share Image
Somebody said 'I've got a task here, can you give it to my girlfriend?' And in the task it said 'Marry me'.… — Alex Horne Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Best Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Greg's in that he just turns up and is the Taskmaster straight away. He really enjoys the… — Alex Horne Big Copy Share Image
I don't know if you saw, in the first 'Celebrity Big Brother,' Jack Dee was in it, and tried to escape by… — Alex Horne Brother Copy Share Image
I'm a jazz musician in that I have achieved Grade 3 on the French horn. — Alex Horne French Copy Share Image
The most successful people in comedy do seem to be the most funny. — Alex Horne Comedy Copy Share Image
I used to work in 'Big Brother' in the third series, I was a logger, which was the worst of all jobs,… — Alex Horne Big Copy Share Image
Katherine Parkinson has got a classics degree from Cambridge yet is an idiot - in the best possible way. — Alex Horne Best Copy Share Image
We're not ashamed of the old stuff, but when you look back at the posters it does make you think: 'My God,… — Alex Horne God Copy Share Image
When I created 'Taskmaster,' it was never meant to be suitable for family Christmases. The host, Greg Davies, is a sweary giant,… — Alex Horne Family Copy Share Image
It's one thing looking up your own book in a library, but imagine being able to look up your own word in… — Alex Horne Being Copy Share Image
