You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
How'd you communicate?" "Paper and pen. Amazing inventions. Anyway, once we were in Buffalo, I led him here. We couldn't figure out… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor.… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“By my tenth glass of wine I started to wonder whether there was something wrong with my palate. Everyone else was marking… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“I was so distracted thinking about my newfound mindjacking ability that I nearly ran into the garage door.” — Susan Kaye Quinn Copy Share Image
“A sliver of a man stood on a corner beside a charcoal garage door, a plume of smoke twisting from his hand.… — Orest Stelmach Copy Share Image
“In the poetry of arrival, the garage door is free verse; the front door can be anything from a rhyming couplet to… — Akiko Busch Copy Share Image
My mom used to play, so she had rackets around the house. We hit on the garage door for a little while,… — Jack Sock Copy Share Image
“Gregory didn't attempt to hide his amazement. "You used to slip inside minds, but this is something different." He stood up and… — Elizabeth Chandler Copy Share Image
“understand that everyone’s behaviors are on the same continuum of responses, it is easier to see we are more like each other… — Winnie Dunn Copy Share Image
“And keep a watch out at the garage door, because you’ll be back by the stroke of seven thirty and in time… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up. — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
“Garage door openers mysteriously not working are a clue to electromagnetic interference (EMI) issues.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“The garage door began to lift and, in the glow of the red taillights, the silhouette of a man pushed the heavy… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“That one brown house still had that hole in its garage door splintering like a chewed cookie smile, the hole the exact… — Tim Kinsella Copy Share Image
Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
“Someone must be having a big party, Shyla thought as she turned into her neighborhood, the rhythmic salsa beat of Latin music… — Barbara Casey Copy Share Image
“As soon as the garage door lowered, he slid his hand into her hair, drawing her in for another kiss. Her mouth… — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Find the Bad Guy means how, when you’re arguing with your spouse, both people are trying to win the argument. Who didn’t… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“As the agents moved forward, moving in a tactical formation, AR-15s at the ready — a gray-haired man emerged from the garage… — Stephen England Copy Share Image
“Do you ever stand in here with that garage door open?" "No I do not." "Interesting," Clark said.” — John Corey Whaley Copy Share Image
