Doors Quote by Frank Carson

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door…

— Bob Hope

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

— Minnie Pearl

I've never been renowned for electric pace. It doesn't seem to have held me back.

— Peter Crouch

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running…

— Neil Armstrong

I have a treadmill in the house but I never use it.

— Nicola Roberts

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Joan Rivers

When I'm in New York, I have, like probably everybody else in Manhattan, a white-noise generator to use at night: a Marpac Dual-Speed Dohm-DS.…

— Erik Larson

I use, like, eight alarms and hit snooze a thousand times.

— Taylor Hill

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the back door. You’re letting all the cold air in.”

— Jarod Kintz

I work between my heartbeat. I have one-and-a-half seconds to actually move. And at the same time I have to watch I don’t inhale…

— Willard Wigan

Throw away your 10-function chronometer, heart-rate monitor with the computer printout, training log, high-tech underwear, pace charts, and laboratory-rat-tested-air-injected-gel-lined-mo-tion-control-top-of-the-line footwear. Run with your own…

— Lorraine Moller

I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.

— Bill Giles