Cold air Quote by Jarod Kintz

“When the silence gets warmer, the fart has been released”

— T. Haque

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“Best to leave farts and the past behind you”

— Penny Reid

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a…

— Jessica Zafra

“sometimes i trust my fart, i usually regert it”

— nickleback

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes…

— Bob Saget

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“Me? I’m nothing. I’m a fart in the air conditioning. I’m always there, but most of the time nobody knows it.”

— Orson Scott Card

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage