Air conditioning Quote by Orson Scott Card

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the back door. You’re letting all the cold air in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”

— Dorothy Garlock

“You're everything. I can't even breathe without you.”

— Kahlen Aymes

“Never, ever try to impress somebody. Be exactly the person you would be if you were alone or with somebody it was safe to…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak