Air Quote by Tim Wirth

Let's say goodbye to the hottest summer on record and to the people who kept reminding us it was the hottest summer on record.

— Anonymous

I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed…

— Steven Wright

The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day.

— Robert Frost

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.

— Dr. Seuss

But it was only hot outside, and generally I only walked outside between one air-conditioned place to another.

— John Green

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

— Chuck Palahniuk

As a young person growing up in Washington, D.C., summers were hot, humid and relentless. My friends and I grew more restless and adventurous…

— Henry Rollins

It was all right until the sun came out and then everything started getting warmer.

— Jo Durie

I found the source of global warming is coming from the hot air coming out of Washington.

— Matt Salmon

Summer explodes into Portland. In early June the heat was there but not the color--the green were still pale and tentative, the morning had…

— Lauren Oliver

Record only the sunny hours.

— Mrthrill

My ideal summer day was reading on the porch.

— Harold E. Varmus