Air Quotes by Terry Pratchett

11 Air quotes by Terry Pratchett

If you’re after a light‑hearted, clever glance at the unseen, Pratchett’s brief lines about air deliver his signature humor in a compact form.

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Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact.

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It takes forty men with their feet on the ground to keep one man with his head in the air.

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It was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then…

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Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.

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There is a soak-the-rich attitude in the air, a feeling that if you have a lot of money you must have got…

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It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the…

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I wonder if it's like this for mountain climbers, he thought. You climb bigger and bigger mountains and you know that one…

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I mean, you're right about the fire and war, all that. But that Rapture stuff--well, if you could see them all in…

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Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret…

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Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not…

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Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky,…

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“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”

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“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…

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“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…

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“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…

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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…

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You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.

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Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.

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“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…

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A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.

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“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…

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“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”

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“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…

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“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…

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