The truth is that family values, as used by the American Family Association, Dan Quayle, and the southern Baptists, has nothing to… — Morris Sullivan Copy Share Image
I would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me. — Marilyn Quayle Copy Share Image
As a general proposition, campaigns do not linger on the vice presidential nominee. When they have, it's always meant very bad news… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
For some reason, the Secret Service revealed this, that Sarah Palin's Secret Service code name is 'Denali.' Turns out 'Denali' is an… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Anyone who knows Dan Quayle knows that he would rather play golf than have sex any day. — Marilyn Quayle Copy Share Image
When Negroes are average, they fail, unless they are very, very lucky. Now, if you're average and white, honey, you can go… — Annie Elizabeth Delany Copy Share Image
The idea that I have to be on the same side of the fence as Dan Quayle is cruelly depressing to me,… — Harold Prince Copy Share Image
“Dan Quayle, mutating the memes in the United Negro College Fund’s motto, “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.” There is… — Richard Brodie Copy Share Image
Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides. — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
I don't care who wins because I go to sporting events to scream. It's the one place on the planet you can… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Masochists are people that have pleasure confused with pain. In a world that has television confused with entertainment, doritoes confused with food,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Dan Quayle thinks Roe v. Wade is two ways to cross the Potomac. — Patricia Schroeder Copy Share Image
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Draft-dodging is what chicken-hawks do best. Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh (this capon claimed he had a cyst on… — Alexander Theroux Copy Share Image
