Farts Quote by Jennifer Lynn Barnes Download Open image ““Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”” — Jennifer Lynn Barnes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Farts God Jealous Jealous Jealous Farts Jennifer Lynn Nobody Oh god
“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
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“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
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“Hierarchy was like breathing: the only time you thought about it was when something went wrong.” — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
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“You look like someone who's about to do something highly inadvisable. And God knows, if there's something inadvisable going on, I want in.” — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Nobody liked my plan. "You want us to split up?" Chase asked, his brow wrinkling in obvious bewilderment. Lake echoed the sentiment, her voice… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
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My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
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Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it... — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
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