Smiling Quote by Katie Thayne

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Nice one, Zoey. You did everything short of farting in there. Maybe if you see him again, you can tell him you have a…

— R.L. Naquin

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“She tried discreetly to squint and instead came off looking as if she had discreetly farted.”

— Alessandra Torre

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“What are you staring at? You saw me in my underwear just a few hours ago.” He made a choked sound and smiled—his characteristic…

— Noelle Adams

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce