Farting Maybe Quote by R.L. Naquin

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a…

— Dana Marie Bell

“I needed him here like I needed a yeast infection.”

— Kathy Reichs

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“What are you staring at? You saw me in my underwear just a few hours ago.” He made a choked sound and smiled—his characteristic…

— Noelle Adams

“I’m not sure how long I lay there, blissed-out and farting.”

— David Sedaris

“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.”

— David Wong

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Bathroom, huh? OK.’ she tittered nervously. ‘I’ll carry you. Just don’t pee on me.’ Helen laughed gratefully. Aridane was making an embarrassing situation as…

— Josephine Angelini

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“Let me get this straight… you didn’t have a cat? Did you get a cat just so that you wouldn’t have to tell me…

— Cora Carmack