Quote by David Wong Download Open image ““I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.”” — David Wong ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I nodded at the gorgeous blond, but didn’t speak to him as I left the bathroom. I doubted he cared because he seemed just… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“But right now, you need to finish this story. Because if I don’t find out what happens next, I’m going to poop myself a… — Brad Vance Copy Share Image
“What are you staring at? You saw me in my underwear just a few hours ago.” He made a choked sound and smiled—his characteristic… — Noelle Adams Copy Share Image
“Hey roomie." I was breathless. I looked her straight in the eyes as my fingers squeezed my nipples and rubbed my swollen clit. "Told… — Samantha Whitney Copy Share Image
“Did you have a nice self-infllicted bathroom orgasm? Finally, he admitted, "Yes.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with teeth tearing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible assassin. One… — David Wong Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey, did you… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s LEGO set.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
