Humor Quote by Kathy Reichs Download Open image ““I needed him here like I needed a yeast infection.”” — Kathy Reichs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Nice one, Zoey. You did everything short of farting in there. Maybe if you see him again, you can tell him you have a… — R.L. Naquin Copy Share Image
“I don’t think that’s it. I think everybody’s got that special someone that gets under their skin and doesn’t go away. I think maybe… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I looked at him on the bed. He coughed once and a trail of brownish dead blood came out of his mouth and ran… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
“I was growing on him,I could tell.I was a lot like mold that way.” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Even worse, there was a smell. Musky and warm, like old blood. It made his throat close, and he wanted to wretch.” — Victor LaValle Copy Share Image
“I wanted to gather myself together, grab him and yell, “Yes please, for the love of God rub some cream on my ass!” but… — Jaimie Roberts Copy Share Image
“Boy, I am going to feed you to the infected myself," Michael growled. I think he almost made my brother cry. Good.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“He, I was sure, would have all the answers, and these answers he would find in my vagina.” — Grace G. Payge Copy Share Image
“Jesus. I love you so fucking much; you would think I was growing a vagina.” — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Jeffrey could be rough with me, and it was okay because I needed that from time to time. Needed to know I was his.” — Vanessa North Copy Share Image
What gives my books authenticity is that I actually do what it is I'm writing about. I think the fact that I am in… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
Edmonton is Canada's answer to Omaha. Solid, unassuming, and surrounded by a whole lot of nothing. It's a place that makes you think of… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“That's just stupid, Tory! Quit being so damn stubborn!” “Not a chance! You've got some kind of death wish! We can't even trust our… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Ben smiled for the first time all afternoon. It was nice to see. When he deigned to flash his pearly whites, Ben went from… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Great!” I rubbed my hands together. “Which one first?” Anders’s eyebrows rose. “Tory, that’s a hefty request. Those machines are extremely expensive. We rarely… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Ella finished her burger and dug into a side of fries. Hi watched, enraptured. She couldn't help but notice. “Would you like one?” “What?… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Move along,” Hines said. “Last room down.” I spotted a fish tank halfway down the aisle. Dug into my pocket. “Hi,” I whispered. “Distraction… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“When Ben turned, his dark eyes danced with yellow light. Already handsome, flaring took his attractiveness to a whole new level. Ben’s coppery skin… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Hey, check this weirdo out.” Hi was inspecting a bus on the mantel. “This face is ninety percent eyebrow. What do you wanna bet… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image