Bread Quote by George Carlin

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I wandered over across the hall where they were showing a short movie about vasectomies. Much later I told her that I'd actually gotten…

— Denis Johnson

At the age of two-and-a-half, I was run down by a truck. I had gone rogue in the house while my mother was bathing…

— Trudie Styler

I remember watching Cilla Black with my mum and dad - I must have been about six years old - and getting off the…

— Martin Kemp

Occasionally people would come to me. I was sitting with a woman one day and she was telling me her story and I was…

— Eckhart Tolle

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield

I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe.

— Jeffrey Dahmer

I never had anything good, no sweet, no sugar; and that sugar, right by me, did look so nice, and my mistress's back was…

— Harriet Tubman

And, oh God, in my misspent youth as a housewife, I, too, used to bake bread, in those hectic and desolating days just prior…

— Angela Carter

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed…

— Emo Philips

I still remember the first time I made a bread roll. For me it was the most amazing thing.

— Monica Galetti

I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets…

— Jen Kirkman