Bananas Quote by Jen Kirkman

“The image of you putting a condom on a banana to teach me about gay sex is forever ingrained in my head.' 'Well, a…

— T.J. Klune

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

— Jen Kirkman

I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of…

— Jack Handey

The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea - and please excuse me - that you guys call a condom a rubber.…

— Emma Watson

“When I was in eighth grade, I used a self-timing camera to take nude pictures of myself in various stages of erection. I then…

— Dani Alexander

I was six years old and in a show-and-tell session at school. The teacher had brought coconut shells, and said if you click them…

— Omid Djalili

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was just reaching for my towel when I heard a muffled thump from my bedroom. My fingers froze and the hair on the…

— Rachel Hawkins

“When my teacher woke me up, I stared into her face, terrified she'd know about the bad thing I'd just been doing. But then…

— Jill Hathaway