I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special." But the… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I stay on [Twitter] as Jen Kirkman, a person. It's just a way for me to connect with what I know and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm just going to go to schools and give inspirational speeches about our bodies. I'll just wear flowing dresses and talk way… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
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