The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
We've seen a kind of Donald Trump supporter on steroids, like the hate-crime people. Those people, I don't want to see, like… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to re-visit everything. We're people and we're so different. I think it would just be nice if it wasn't just… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
