My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia."… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I stay on [Twitter] as Jen Kirkman, a person. It's just a way for me to connect with what I know and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
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