I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Have you ever tried to talk to a baby or a toddler? They never look you square in the eyes, they know… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
