Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
They asked us to draw pictures of what we thought men and women look like naked and so I was like, "Get… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I try to minimize the noise, and I don't use Facebook except for my fan page, and I don't look at anything.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god." — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
![“You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through a breakup and you see something, so I just don't even look at those things any more [ in Instagram].” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/924/jen-kirkman-2547_breakup_you-never-know-anymore-if-you-ll-see-som_1856311.jpg)
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