Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Even if it's L.A. and it's warmer, we're not supposed to be revving up right now. I don't like everyone's energy around… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
[The first] week [of the year] is great because my special is coming out but it's also my least favorite week because… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom's! And we have enough money… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“I grew up on a solid diet of The Golden Girls. It wasn’t just a sitcom to me—it was a blueprint for… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My birthday is in August - right before September, so I have that "back to school" feeling ingrained in me so that… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
![“Even if it's L.A. and it's warmer, we're not supposed to be revving up right now. I don't like everyone's energy around [winter] time of year.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/581/jen-kirkman-2547_energy_even-if-it-s-l-a-and-it-s-warmer-we-re-n_1797406.jpg)
![“[The first] week [of the year] is great because my special is coming out but it's also my least favorite week because everyone else is on hyperdrive. They're like, "Let's do it! We're doing our goals!" Everyone is bothering me and there's so much hyper-intensity going on and I'm like, "It's…” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/aa9/jen-kirkman-2547_bother_the-first-week-of-the-year-is-great-beca_1052478.jpg)
