The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I wonder if that's the difference between fathers and mothers. I'm friends with people who have kids that are like 5 and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
We've seen a kind of Donald Trump supporter on steroids, like the hate-crime people. Those people, I don't want to see, like… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think people with anxiety do different things during different years, and for me, I waded through my anxiety during the last… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm still hibernating so I get really frustrated with other people's goals and just stop. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I made a career goals list for 2017 and it's so funny. I have low self-esteem or something, so I put both… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
