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“I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.” quote by Jen Kirkman — Download Open image

“I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.”

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The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I…

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“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”…

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Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,…

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I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about…

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Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

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I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung.

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I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.…

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I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.…

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Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

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Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want…

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I don't like to joke about dating.

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As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public…

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