I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
