Call Quote by Jen Kirkman Download Open image “If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.” — Jen Kirkman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Call Fascinated I write Joke Lie People Sometimes Will Write
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A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch. — Charles M. Blow Copy Share Image
I don't mind what people say about me as long as it's an opinion or the truth. If someone says, 'He's the worst comedian… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
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I know when people lie... I've just been lied to so many times that I can tell just like that... — LostInTears Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
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I would call myself a Gnostic. Which means, I'm interested in pursuing and understanding the spiritual nature of things. A Gnostic is somebody seeking… — Robert Crumb Copy Share Image
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As someone who came to New York in the 1970s, I was, like so many of my friends, a certified member of what we… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
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Obama did organize a great large number of people and many enthusiastic people, what's called in the press 'Obama's Army.' But the army is… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
You've got Washington picking winners and losers. And so, all of a sudden, decisions are being made on what helps politicians, not what helps… — Jeb Hensarling Copy Share Image
It's silly to call me the new Ed Sheeran. He can fill stadiums as a solo artist, but I'm not like that. — James Bay Copy Share Image
