Joke Quote by Ron White

I use mother-in-law jokes, kid jokes, tax jokes - anything that works.

— Nipsey Russell

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

— Gene Wilder

My girlfriend jokes can beat up your wife jokes.

— Green Monk

HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

— Nikhil Saluja

People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.

— Daniel Tosh

Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm…

— Katherine Ryan

I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

— Milton Berle

I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like f***ing — which is fun only for amateurs.…

— Hunter S. Thompson

I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking - which is fun only for amateurs.…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Creating jokes, sometimes it's the experience of life and it's also practice and most of the time writers' help me.

— Sunil Grover

Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like…

— Rockmond Dunbar

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

— Louis C. K