I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM… — RON WHITE Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!” — Ron White Copy Share Image
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I've been through many, many… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice… — Ron White Copy Share Image
The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down… — Ron White Copy Share Image
You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I have a very fun life. I don't recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep… — Ron White Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White Copy Share Image
There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years… — Ron White Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST… — RON WHITE Copy Share Image
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm… — Ron White Copy Share Image
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh… — Ron White Copy Share Image
There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers. — Ron White Copy Share Image
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could… — Ron White Copy Share Image
In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill… — Ron White Copy Share Image
