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Death Quote by Ron White

“In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.” quote by Ron White — Download Open image

“In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.”

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