Texas Quotes

I'm from East Texas, yes.

— Margo Martindale

I'm from Texas.

— LaMarcus Aldridge

My real dudes at texas

— Dopekidd

Texas is as alien as Mars.

— Joe R. Lansdale

I'm from Houston, Texas.

— Kendrick Sampson

Texas is a pretty free state.

— Isaac Hanson

Texas is made for trade.

— Kevin Brady

I'm a laid-back Texas boy.

— Nick Foles

I love Texas and I have been to Texas many times.

— Brian Quinn

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'

— Ross Perot

Each day in Texas, heroes risk their lives to protect ours.

— George P. Bush

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

— Chris Kyle

Working on 'King Of Texas' was a life experience for me.

— Marcia Gay Harden

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

— Fran Lebowitz

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.

— Davy Crockett

Texas people are very open, because it's open.

— Margo Martindale

I'm from Dallas. My whole family is based in Texas and Mississippi and Arkansas, spread throughout most of the South.

— Jay R. Ferguson

Even in Texas, there's a lot of people who've never been to Lubbock.

— Mike Leach

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

— Kinky Friedman

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas.

— Ian Fleming

“When a lady accessorizes in here in Texas, she's selecting caliber, not color.”

— Ron Brackin

New Mexico was such a strange place; it was like filming on Mars.

— Kelly Macdonald

There are more Baptist preachers in Texas than Baptist missionaries in all the world.

— Ray Thompson

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute.

— Jessica Savitch

Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced he is running for president. Ted Cruz was born in Canada, his father fled to the United…

— David Letterman

If I go to a reunion in east Texas, my mother's side or my father's, one out of ten is a preacher…

— Forest Whitaker

I don't want to look like Connecticut, no offense, I don't want to look like Oklahoma, I don't want to look like…

— Rick Perry

There is certainly a strong game development community in Texas, centered around Austin, with a significant additional contingency coming over from Dallas.

— Jennifer Pahlka

Texas hold 'em is all about folding and waiting for that time that comes up every hour or two where you actually…

— David Einhorn

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I…

— Patrick Swayze

Apparently, on New Texas, killing a politician was not malum in se, and was mallum prohibitorum only to the extent that what…

— H. Beam Piper

Georgia Tech beat us and Mississippi Southern tied us last year, and Texas beat us after we had the game won. We…

— Bear Bryant

Without doubt, the foremost band for decades has been the One O'Clock Lab Band at the University of North Texas. Through its…

— Gary Burton

There are two ways that you can gain territory from another group. One is by conquest. That's essentially the way we took…

— Eugene McCarthy

The US stole Texas from Mexico by violence, then invaded Mexico on ludicrous pretexts and conquered half of it, what is now…

— Noam Chomsky

Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant…

— Bill Maher

Joaquin Jackson's frank and colorful account of his long career as a modern-day Texas Ranger thrills like an action novel, yet the…

— Elmer Kelton

Texas is really special in that we have our own music scene, our own music chart. It's almost a genre on its…

— Maren Morris

My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d…

— Karen Chance

We once employed a girl in Texas to produce a fanzine, and after meeting her there she seemed fine. Then the letters…

— Paul Young