I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people.… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
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